Denmark: Land of bacon, butter and interlocking building blocks (I’m talking about LEGO people!). Let’s face it, even if that’s all they had, Denmark would still be brilliant. The Danes think so too. That’s partly because they know how to look after themselves. But also because they know how to look after each other. Compared to other countries, they’re big on the ideas of collective responsibility and trust – even when it comes to politicians, which is probably why Denmark consistently ranks near the very top of the happiest nations in the world.
In terms of its lanscapes, Denmark is relatively flat. Its gently rolling hills and famland average a mere 30 m above sea level. Don’t worry, though, it does have its points of high excitment!
Copenhagen
One of the high(light)s is the capital city, Copenhagen. The Danes know it as København, but you might be more familiar with its Yorkshire pronunciation: ‘Cope-en-hey-gu-un’. As in, ‘Hey! Hey! Cope-en-hey-gu-un! Bright lights, such a wonderful sight‘. Sigh. Gotta love that Black Lace.
Copenhagen is a big city, with all the facilities and amenities you would expect. As a tourist, you’ll find loads to do. I’d recommed a visit to the National Museum of Denmark. It’s huge, and packed full of amazing (and surprising) artefacts – way too many to peruse comfortably in one day. But if you have kids in tow, you can get ’em to dress up like this, and keep the photos safe to embarras them when they’re older.
Before lockdown, I was lucky enough to visit Denmark several times in relatively quick succession, with work, and on holiday with the family. Jutland is worth a visit if you get the chance, especially the old towns like Ribe on the west coast. They’re very attractive indeed, like real life lego villages. So is the original Legoland amusement park, and the more recent Lego House – aka ‘The ultimate LEGO experience‘! Top tip if you plan to visit either of those, check with the local McDonalds if they’re offering discount vouchers with their Happy Meals – it makes a big difference (you can often find them in northern Germany too if you’re taking a road trip).
Back in August 2017, I found myself ‘between gigs’ in Copenhagen with some time on my hands. Being a hopeless arcade addict, my feet started pulling me west of the ‘Indre by’ part of the city centre, to its Blågård quarter.
The Bip Bip Bar: Wesselgade 4, Copenhagen 2200 (2017)
While it’s only a kilometre or two off the beaten tourist track, this is no scary suburb. There are still bistros and bars aplenty along the main road and side streets alike. It’s just that they’re more heavily frequented by Danes than visitors – the real deal, so to speak. Crossing Dronning Louise’s Bridge, turning left onto Peblinge Dossering, and then shoogling up and left onto Wesselgade, you’ll find yourself stood face-to-face with the unassuming brick-built facade of a regular Danish tenement block. There, happily ensconsed in the basement of Wesselgade 4, was the Bip Bip Bar.
The first room was where you’d check in, buy your drinks and get settled, or occasionally return for a chillax in front of the big screen showing tastefully-curated retro-snippets on heavy rotation. When I was there, they also had an old pong console hooked up to a portable black and white TV – retro-chic (or is that kitsch) at its best! The staff were welcoming and helpful – as were the regulars. Over the course of the evening I enjoyed quite a few chats and games of doubles with the Danish enthusiasts!
That all happened through to the right, in a much larger space of knocked-through basement rooms, where the arcade action was at.
There were 7 or 8 classic pins, and maybe 4 or 5 candy cabs, stacked with more than just the usual range of shooters. For me, though, the highlight of the evening was the selection of woodies, of which there must have been about two dozen – or more – all told.
Back in the heyday of the arcade scene, the misspent youth of Denmark (?!) enjoyed a not dissimilar mixture of arcade cabinetry to that of their spotty cousins across the North Sea. While they did get their hands on the occasional dedicated cabinet – as you’ll find in the Bip Bip Bar, with its Atari Centipede and Star Wars cabs, Sega Outrun upright and others, the bulk were generic woodies. While we Ukanians might have expected a row of gleaming Electorcoin Goliaths, the Danes had their own manufacturers. And there were several neat little rows of their angular woodies here, fully-loaded with an impressive range of Golden Age standards.
When I was there, I played: Rainbow Islands, Bubble Bobble, Ghosts’n’Goblins, Kung Fu Master, Wonder Boy, Moon Patrol, Robotron 2084, Galaga, Centipede, Star Wars, Outrun, Snow Bros, and 1943. Phew! I was there for ages!!! I also saw Donkey Kong, Blaster, Gyruss, Go for Broke, Lethal Enforcers, as well as a bunch of Fighters I didn’t touch (we’ve covered that already). But there were so many, I can’t remember them all.
In terms of condition, almost all the machines were top notch. Maybe a stuck button or two on one of them, but that was all. By the end of the night, there had inevitably been a few casualties. GnG was flaking out, and a screen on one of the others was failing. But come on – that’s only to be expected with aging arcade technology. In fact, like the squished animals you sometimes see at the side of the road, it’s actually a sign of a healthy ecosystem (maybe)! Squeezing my synapses even more tightly together, I seem to recall there was only the one LCD screen – in 1943 – albeit with the original bezel still in place, so it didn’t look quite as awful as it might have done. And as far as I’m concerned that’s not just a good thing, it’s essential for the proper arcade experience.
Now, the more observant among you may be wondering at the laboured use of the past tense in my ramblings so far. Yeah, well, it’s deliberate. But not beacause of any stylistic pretensions. The thing is, when I was checking the address for this place, to find a better picture of the outside, I discovered that it’s moved!
A few years after my visit, it seems that Bip Bip relocated to a larger and airer venue just up the road at Fælledvej 7. They’ve kept most of the old games, but expanded and improved their collection, especially on the pinball front, and the selection of old computer systems on display and available for play. They’re no longer stuck with the same old Pong (Tee hee hee!). You can now get down and dirty with a C64 while your pint of Tuborg watches!
When I went to the old venue, I’m pretty sure it was pay-per-play. Now you have a choice. You can still choose to pay-per-play, for the reasonable price of DKK 5 a game (about 60p). Or you can opt to pay by the hour for freeplay. Details of their current gameslist, bar menu, and session charges can be found on their fancy new website, here.
The Verdict?
I really enjoyed my visit to the old Bip Bip Bar on Wesselgade. It was clean, friendly, and packed with well-maintained video games from the Golden Age of arcade gaming – and beyond. From what I can see, the new venue takes things to the next level. Literally. The games are now upstairs instead of in the basement! Would I go back to the reboot if I’m ever back in Copenhagen? Having seen the selection of games on offer, and the very resonable prices they’re charing, abso-flippin-tively.
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